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Volume 2, Issue 8
August 31, 2000

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ONE Brain Dump - Leftovers a la King
TWO On the Web: @#$%^&Company.com
THREE Top Ten Signs Your Staff Watches Too Much TV
FOUR MRT News
FIVE Calendar of Events
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Brain Dump - Leftovers a la King

I was just thinking, not that it really means anything...

The habanero is generally regarded as the spiciest pepper in the chili family. It is noted that the human sense of taste can detect the presence of habanero in as little as 3.4 parts per million, truly making it the six sigma pepper of the chili world.


Does anyone else think it's strange how marketing is all abuzz with "relationships" and "1-to-1" techniques at the same time there's a huge controversy over privacy on the Internet and the right to anonymity?


I took a straw poll and now it's official - 4 out of 5 people agree that there can only be a 30% confidence in 80% of all survey data.


Next year my New Year's resolutions will all be about e-mail. I don't think I'm really an egregious offender on any of these, but somebody needs to take a stand. I vow:

  • To never reply to people's e-mails with a response that ignores the main question of the original message
  • To remember when to use, and when not to use, "reply to all"
  • To be less casual about spelling
  • To make sure I quote relevant message threads rather than just sending a reply with no reference to what I'm addressing
  • To always scroll down to see if I've missed any information at the bottom of the mail before I hit "reply"
  • To never try to extract anyone's emotions or attitude out of a text message

Are any of the people who predicted the demise of the Wall Street Internet Gold Rush surprised that it actually happened? How many of these folks sold off their shares in time?


Seven years ago I a) didn't have email; b) had no web access; c) had no cell phone; d) had no beeper; and e) had no PDA device. Today, only A and B have changed, but I can't imagine life without them. My hope is that email and the web will mature quickly enough so that I can completely jump the curve on C, D and E.


Pound for pound the best historical work on the origins of the PC industry is the PBS serial documentary "Triumph of the Nerds." It's a much saner, accurate and more complete account of everything depicted in last year's sensationalistic TNT made-for-tv movie, "Pirates of Silicon Valley."


When Steve Jobs sits among his fruit-colored iMacs and his new PowerMac that looks like either a bread machine or a cookie tin, I wonder if he ever smirks at the memories of his old paradigm-challenging black finish NeXT computers. Even if you hate him, you have to admire the fact that the man just never gives up. The guy deserves his own wing in whatever the hall of fame is for the PC industry.


"For six years American business has been diverting a substantial part of its attention, its energies and its resources on the speculative game...Now that irrelevant, alien and hazardous adventure is over. Business has come home again, back to its job, providentially unscathed, sound in wind and limb, financially stronger than ever before."

--Business Week, November 2, 1929 (three days after the infamous stock market crash that catalyzed the depression era) [1]

[1] Excerpted from "The Experts Speak" by Christopher Cerf and Victor Navasky, Villard Books, 1998

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On The Web: @#$%&*Company.com

WARNING: The following web review contains content of an adult nature. Those sensitive to profane and mature language may wish to skip this article.

Link: @#$%&*Company.com

The Internet IPO bubble has burst. If you haven't noticed this on Wall St. this summer, perhaps you've been on Mars...in a cave...with your fingers in your ears...yelling "La La La La La!" If that's the case, we forgive you.

This phenomenon has not been missed, however, by @#$%&*Company.com, one of the most irreverent websites in Internet history. "@#$%&*Company.com" is not the real name, which we can't print here because it's comprised of a familiar expletive which is humorously apropos to the site's content.

In a brash and often ranting style, @#$%&*Company at first seems a parody of the popular Fast Company, the People Magazine of business publications. But only their mastheads look the same.* @#$%&*Company provides a daily report of Internet companies who have crashed and burned, and is quick to point out all the embarassing details of these companies' failures, announcing such things as layoffs, money lost, board member dismissals, and creditor gossip. This website seems to revel in the "I told you so" style of journalism that, frankly, many of these overhyped businesses deserve. But it is a little harsh, so we must warn you that the language appeals more to the Howard Stern type of audience.

Not really a news site, @#$%&*Company was created by someone who is only referenced to by the name "Pud," as an alternative-style stock market game. The subtitle of the site is "the dot-com deadpool." Players select Internet companies who have gone public and earn points when they fail, i.e. have layoffs, site shutdowns, bankruptcy, etc. You get bonus points for being the first to predict a company's misfortune.

This website clearly demonstrates the freedom of speech that today's Internet allows and which makes PR people shudder. I haven't read any outright lies on the site, so one can't really say that they are abusing their access to the bully pulpit. Some may say such a thing needlessly glorifies negativity, some would just call it honest. Either way, @#$%&*Company stirs the pot like no other.

* Publisher's note: Due to recent litigation initiated shortly after this newsletter was published (coincidence?), Pud was forced to change the look of the masthead to look nothing like "fast company." TCP hopes this was not our fault.

TCP reviews websites that are not typically known in the Internet mainstream or not easily found on standard search engines.   Know a website we should review? Send the url to gregg@roundtable.com

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Top Ten Signs Your Staff Watches Too Much TV
...from the MRT satellite office in Pago Pago, South Pacific

10. At every weekly project meeting they vote one feature off the requirements spec.

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Resource allocation based on "fastest finger" competition.

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Sales guy wants to know if you want to join him and the marketing guy in an "alliance" against the engineering and finance tribe.
7. They write a 12-page proposal on why they want a co-ed bathroom like on "Ally McBeal."
6. Everybody's email subject lines always begin with "Whazzzzzzzup?"
5. Engineers are told first one to stalk, kill and eat a rat gets immunity from the next quality improvement meeting.
4. When asked if they know why their raise was so small, they say, "Can I use my 50/50?"
3. You're told to go to a staff meeting to update project status, then discover it's just a cover for your lead engineer to confess he's been spending his time on a rival project.
2. Guy one cube over is always burrowing through your trash can "looking for grubs."

...and the No. 1 sign your staff watches too much TV:

1. They want to swap "casual Friday" for "naked birthdays".

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Metrics Survey
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Innovation @ Warp Speed
We're pleased to announce a new workshop we are offering focused on creating an effective and sustainable innovation strategy, instructed by Tony Ulwick, CEO of Strategyn. For more information, click here.

Call for Papers - Product Development and the Supply Chain
We are now in the planning stages for our next conference on product development and the supply chain, and would like to hear from anyone who may have an interesting and valuable case study to share. For more information, contact Tracey Kimball at tracey@roundtable.com.

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